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ending birthday blessings Filled with love and peace and joy Wishing sweetest things happen Right before your eyes !
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my sweetheart send to you warm wishes, That your happiness will be As wonderful as the happiness, You have always given me. Wish you Happy Birthday
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U luv sumone... u marry sumone else. The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband & the one u loved becomes the password of your emai id...!
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Look outside it's so Pleasant! Moon smiling for U! Trees dancing for U! Birds singing for U bcoz I asked them all to wish U a very Happy Birthday.... "HAPPY BIRTHDAY
View ArticleArz kiya hai:
Arz kiya hai: i am a dog & u r a flower gaur farmaiega i m a dog & u r a flower wah wah..Kya baat hai.. so let me lift my leg n give u a shower!
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I had a dream about you. Nasa heaven daw tayo with two angels. Your angel is cute but mine is not, so tampo ko. I asked why cute ang angel mo. They said: "Balance of nature".
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